Football Season Approaches

Bengals Sign Terrell Owens To One-Year, $2 Million Ordeal


JULY 30, 2010, CINCINNATI—The Bengals reached a contract agreement with wide receiver Terrell Owens Tuesday, signing the outspoken six-time Pro Bowler to an excruciating one-year ordeal worth $2 million plus bonuses. Under the terms of the ordeal, Owens could earn up to $2 million more if, while tormenting fans, teammates, and coaches during what is sure to be an excruciating season, he finishes with more than 60 catches, 1,300 receiving yards, and 14 touchdowns. “I’m excited to start doing my thing right away,” said Owens, who is expected to report to Bengals training camp as soon as the ordeal is approved by Commissioner Goodell, who reportedly shook his head in disgust upon hearing that Owens would be returning for a 15th NFL season. “I think the combination of myself and [Chad] Ochocinco will be [sheer torture].” The Bengals have yet to issue an apology.

(HT-The Onion)

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